Ask Surlaw ran in HamsterSpeak from issues 30 to 34. In this monthly adventure, readers submitted questions to the portly yellow star of Walthros in a desperate attempt to gain the favor of this stupendous celebrity. A vague story was outlined, guided by the questions and answers of the audience, which led Surlaw from absent-minded house party host to accused murderer. Follow his adventure from beginning to end, and see what you missed out on. Feel a slight tinge of remorse, knowing that Ask Surlaw has come to its end... for now!

-Paul Harrington, 2/17/2010