CONSTITURION fights THE RED MENACE in name of freedom!
Wielding his mighty FILI BUSTER, CONSTITURION uses mighty
powers such as WILL OF THE PEOPLE, IMPEACH, and 1ST
AMEND to destroy his enemies and uphold justice! Watch out
CONSTITURION! From the shadows lurks FASCISMO, DESTROYER
OF LIBERTY!

It's a civil union of power and glory! CONSTITURION!

Coming soon to an OHR GAME SYSTEM near you!