Welcome to the March 2009 issue of HamsterSpeak, the internet magazine dedicated to games designed with the OHR RPG Creation Engine. We're at two years and counting!

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This Month's Articles

OHR News
The latest game releases, contest announcements, and information regarding the OHR engine.

 Letter from the Editor
A special note to celebrate two full years of HamsterSpeak.

Review: Midorime and Test of Normality
In this month's double-review, Kitten Master takes on two games, both with giant-eyed protagonists.

Review: Quest for the Bone
Pepsi Ranger takes a look at a world where beating on football yard markers is enough to make a man out of you.

Review: Surlaw Armageddon
A fresh look at the recently-updated world of hell-rabbits and man-fish.

Review: Tightfloss Maiden
After eight long years, a classic is reborn. Find out if it was worth the wait.

Commentary: Tightfloss Maiden
A look inside the brain of Pepsi Ranger as he takes us on a magical mystery tour through the development of Tightfloss Maiden.

 Preview: Destiny's Many Fates
A manhunter, a spawn, and a wizard walk into a bar...

 Preview: Timpoline
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!!

 Preview: Vikings of Midgard
The list of new features continues to grow and mutate into an unstoppable horror. What awaits our heroes next?

Plotscript: Local Lighting
This script won't reduce your energy bills, but it will enhance the mood of your dungeons.

Feature: Ask Fortis
A letters column approaches! A monthly series in which our good man Fortis answers your fascinating or inane questions.

Feature: OHR House Heroes Bonus Script
A commentated version of the script for the bonus episode of OHRH:H.

Feature: Sidescrollers 101: Part 5
In this installment, we find out how to show off our good health and hygiene to the world.

Feature: Thoughts on the Economy (of RPGs)
In THESE ECONOMIC TIMES, how can we make sure our hero can afford his snake killing accessories?

This month's contributors are Jeremy Bursey, Callahat, Caveman Rick, Fortis, Paul Harrington, Kitten Master, Fenrir-Lunaris, Adam Perry, Red Maverick Zero, Mike Willis. Cover by Red Maverick Zero. Logo by Twin Hamster.

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